Ode to Food at A Fancy Restaurant: A Detailed Account of My Dinner
Bread selection, bread selection, hit the spot just right –
Tomato basil’s bright but ciabatta wins the night.
Merry merry start with the ravioli tart, with some sweet cranberry, no pancetta if you please –
Middle, hit the middle, with a tender tender loin,
Mashed potatoes – called puree – with some great and goat-y cheese,
Corn adorns the plate, stewing merrily beside,
A wave of jus, the finest beef, skipping pig with this tide.
Ending off, ending off, oh how I wish it’d never end –
Mango passion in a shot glass leaves impression for the guest,
But sink your teeth into the chocolate and you’ll surely be impressed,
By the souffle – light and fluffy – hissing steamy with the cream,
Earl Grey chilled and poured in heavy stream.
Then we’re sitting – what is next? – and waiting for some news –
Lo, behold, what about the caramel chews?
I am blushing, truly glowing, with this lovely lovely meal,
What better portions could there be? What surprises they conceal,
And then, as we are leaving, the madeleines just seal the deal.
Today is one of my longest days yet, so this post is coming to you in the margins of my free time. I got up today at 5:40am to go to English sign-ups – Barnard’s method of weeding out the meek from the strong in getting their beloved English classes – and now have a full day of work, class, meetings, and Well Woman ahead. Hopefully I won’t fall asleep in the middle of it.
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